This is mostly due to an outrageous, unforgettable turn from kiss bass player gene simmons as a crossdressing super villainnightclub singer. I could have a whole tape of this movie with just genes scenes in it to lmao. Jinhas movie collection laserdiscsvhsdvd 8,652 views 4. Shout factory available on bluray april 11, 2016 screen formats. Boy and major catastrophe produced by iren koster, chip taylor, ralph lane written by michael kingsley as jon voight, chip taylor, ralph lane and iren koster 1986 paul music.
It stars john stamos as lance stargrove, a young man who. In actuality, its just a sheet of transparent plastic placed over a bright green wall, and the flow of liquids through the system is depicted by someone pushing colored plastic tubing through grooves in the wall. Tara buckman is tied on a cross showing her cleavage. Why the original catwoman julie newmar was cut from the batman tv series. In this actionpacked bondstyle thriller, the murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the dangerous. Kiss actually had to cancel a leg of their animalize tour so that he could do this movie is the villain of this film and a supposed hermaphrodite i think transexual is closer to what they were going for. We immediately cut back to the dam we saw in the opening shots, where a figure is climbing down a ladder to some underground tunnels. Its a lowrent bond film starring, briefly, onetime bond george lazenby with mad max castaways for villains, our macho sort of. It seems to be all at once a teen boffin film with a punk ethos, a seeming headon collision between mad max 2 1981 and an urban james bond film the elements thrown into the stew collide in ways that are positively hysterical james bond gadgetry. Dead mans folly 1986 the doctor disciples 1973 star angel 1986 my prostitute love 1968 through dead eyes 1999 passion flower 1986 soldier blue 1970 paint your wagon 1969 an unfinished affair 1996 dune warriors 1991 a story of david the hunted 1960 wishmaster 1997 the helicopter spies 1968 the hills run red 1966.
The film stars john stamos who joins forces with his fathers partner vanity after daddy is killed trying to prevent a hermaphrodite, played by gene simmons, from poisoning the towns water supply. We cut to ragnar sitting in front of an extremely lowtech computer display thats supposedly showing the diablo canyon system. Secret agent drew stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless van ragnar. There are hints of rocky horror picture show, gymkata, real genius, mad max, james bond, plus plenty of punks, bikers, and vanity. With john stamos, vanity, gene simmons, george lazenby. Here our secret agent star is lance stargrove john stamos, who gets his.
Gil bettman, david worth, peter kwong guest cohosts. In response, she tosses down the fire blazer, or fire blaster, or whatever theyre calling it in this scene. Oscars best picture winners best picture winners golden globes emmys san diego comiccon new york comiccon sundance film festival toronto intl film festival awards central festival central all events. Hes wearing a threepiece suit, which, as everyone knows, is ideal spelunking wear. Its not an easy confession to make, as stealing content is the cardinal sin any writer can commit. A top secret agent george lazenby is murdered, so his estranged son john stamos, a high school gymnast, teams up with his dads attractive female partner vanity to stop the psychopa. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove john stamos is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing. A spys son john stamos inherits the case of a heavymetal heshe gene simmons out to foul city water with a floppy disk. Vanity is nude in series of scenes showing her breasts.
The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Browse our collection of hard to find, out of print and rare movies on dvd. This film is as close to enlightenment as a piece of cinema can be. Real genius, mad max, james bond, plus plenty of punks, bikers, and vanity. Jinhas movie collection laserdiscsvhsdvd 37,393 views 7. When a top secret agent george lazenby, on her majestys secret service is murdered, his estranged gymnast son lance stargrove john stamos, full house teams up with his dads seductive and deadly associate, danja deering vanity, the. A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son, a high school gymnast, teams up with his dads attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him, and now plans a major terrorist attack. Danja deerling teams up with lance as his sidekick and love interest. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the. You never really know how much you need a wacky asian sidekick until hes not around.
Youre never too young is a 1955 american semi musical comedy film directed by norman taurog and starring the team of martin and lewis and costarring diana lynn, nina foch, and raymond burr. Hermaphrodites and mutants never too young to dietwo crude. It stars john stamos as lance stargrove, a young man who, with the help of secret agent danja deering played by singer vanity, also known as denise matthews must avenge the death of his secretagent father george lazenby at the hands of evil hermaphrodite velvet. Lance yells up to danja in the helicopter that he cant shut it off. Plus gene simmons is not so much chewing the scenery, but.
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